Wednesday, June 14, 2023

funny engineering jokes

Four engineers get into a car. The car won’t start.  

The mechanical engineer says: “It’s a broken starter”  

The electrical engineer says: “Dead battery”
  
The chemical engineer says: “Impurities in the gasoline” 

The IT engineer says: “Hey guys, I have an idea, how about we all get out of the car and get back in”.

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An engineer, a biologist and a mathematician are observing an empty house.

2 people go into the house. After some time, 3 people leave.

The engineer says: “well obviously our assumptions that the house was empty was incorrect”

The biologist says: “actually it’s quite possible one of them had a baby in the house”

The mathematician looks worried and says: “if one of us go into that house, the house will be empty again”

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